Prepare the cucumbers. Peel a strip on three sides (optional, for decorative purposes). Soak in ice water for 20 minutes. Remove from ice water.
Prepare the crunchy quinoa. Preheat oven to 375°F. Toss quinoa with oil, spread on a lined baking sheet and bake for 18-25 minutes. After the first 10 minutes, mix and check it every 5 minutes. It’s the kind of thing that will burn quickly if you leave it.
Heat sesame oil in a sauté pan. Add garlic and cook until oil is making small bubbles and garlic starts to turn golden. Remove from heat. Add canola oil to help cool down the mixture.
In a blender, combine oil/garlic mixture, soy sauce, lime, and salt and blend until smooth (the mixture will separate when stored in the refrigerator; simply shake well before using). This is easier to blend when you are making a bigger batch.
Slice cucumbers on a bias, insert skewers, and arrange on a platter. Spoon dressing on top and top with fried quinoa and sesame seeds.